Monday, November 10, 2008


Jewish Egotists - By Chaim Wonderful

Jewish Holidays - By Hannah Kuhh

Jewish Mysticism - By Lev Itation

Jewish Telegram -- "Begin worrying. Details to follow."

Jewish wine: "I Wanna go to Miami"

Jews are a 'menorahty' group

HA! How about a Jewish ninja?

Ever try Jewish LSD, Lox, Salami & Danish

I always feel guilty after eating Jewish food

I'm Jewish. It's Christmas. Things could be better.

If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a Jew

If Jesus was Jewish, then why did he have a Mexican name?

Do Jewish dyslexics write from left to right?

Do Jews in Australia celebrate Passunder?

Doesn't take a Rockette Zionist to know not many Jewish gals
are dancing at Radio City Music Hall.

When my granddad left Europe in 1935, graffiti on the walls said,
Jews - Go To Palestine! And now when I visit Europe, the graffiti
says Jews Out of Palestine! What short memories Europeans have!!

Gun control works! Ask Schindler's Jews

Reformed, n.: A synagogue that closes for the Jewish holidays

Seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie?
It's called "Debbie Does Dishes"

Lincoln got shot in the temple, right? Guess he was Jewish after all.

Loneliest person in town - a Jew at a Buchanan rally

Louis Farrakhan's nightmare? Circumcision by angry Jews w/rusty tools.

Three Jews go into a bar and buy it

To practice Zen and the art of Jewish Motorcycle Maintenance -
Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget these simple
things and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems

How can you say that the world isn't Jewish, when the sun's real
name is Sol?

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