It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas by Rob Hood©12-21-07

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
It's a holiday on which we pass.
Their rituals are not for me
and the stress gives me gas!

We don't sing the songs
nor decorate the tree
But it's just one day
we don't belong
That's just the way
it has to be.

They believe that Jesus
is the Messiah.
but on that I don't agree
I'm sure glad I live in America
The land of the free

Santa will never arrive at my house
On that i agree
Although I wasn't naughty
or even a louse
Oh poor poor pitiful me!