Tuesday, July 8, 2008

How to tell if you are a Jewish redneck

) You think a Hora is a high priced call girl.

2) You light your Shabbat candles with your cigarette.

3) Your belt buckle is bigger than your yarmulke.

4) Instead of a noisemaker, you've fired a shotgun at the sound of
Haman's name.

5) You have a gun rack in your Sukkah.

6) You think "KKK" is a symbol for really kosher.

7) You think marrying your first cousin is required according to Jewish

8) You don't ride on Shabbat because your car is up on blocks.

9) When someone shouts L'chaim you respond L'howdy.

10) You are saving a bottle of Mogen David wine for some special

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