The Yiddish Dictionary of Fools

The Yiddish Dictionary of Fools

By Marnie Winston-Macauley

Legend has it that Eskimos (Inuit) have hundreds of words to describe
Snow. We Jews have hundreds of words for,"pains in the neck."

Among the many majesties of Yiddish, is its magical ability to turn
Words into an emotional thesaurus. Both the "good" and the "bad" alike
Are not merely "said." No. They're felt - in all their subtle nuance
And multiple meanings. This is never more true then when we're talking
About a "fool" or a "nudnek," a "shliemel," or a "schnook." Face it.
We Jews don't bear fools lightly. Who had time?

So is it surprising that we have more words in Yiddish for fools than
There are Golden Arches? These words are so delicious, many have
Become part of American jargon. Do you have the story about these
Words, and what they truly mean? In case you don't, as a public
Service, we from Jewlarious are proud to present the first ...

Yiddish- Yinglish Dictionary of Fools

Bulvan:

An ox, with no class. He'll move your house on his back - without
Asking.

Chaim Yankel:

A mister nobody. His favorite color is beige.

Chaleria:

A shrew. If her pastrami's fatty, she'll make a federal case.

Chazzer:

A pig: He'll take home the cheap wine he brought you for Passover.

Draycup:

She one not only forgot her address, she's in the wrong city.

Eingeshparht:

He's got a head like a rock.

Gantseh Makher:

He made a few bucks selling whoopie cushions, so suddenly he's Trump.
Synonym: K'nocker

Gonif:

Unscrupulous, a thief. His partner's sent out an APB.

Grubber yung:

Crude. A big mouth who has dirt (from grabbing) under his fingernails.

Klutz:

Clumsy. She falls over her own sneakers- fastened with Velco.

Kvetch:

A whiner. The food's salty, the place is chilly, eating out -who needs
It?

Luftmensch:

A dreamer - who never wakes up. He could paint a masterpiece, if only
He had an easel - and knew how.

Meshugener:

A loony. Whether he thinks his underwear is after him or barrels over
Niagra Falls, he's one letter short of an M&M.

Moishe Kapoyr:

Today he'd be called "oppositional." The family votes to hold the
Reunion in Vegas. He votes for Vilna.

Nar:

He left his law practice to become a clown.

Nayfish:

A doormat. When he's robbed, he apologizes for being short on cash.

Nebekh:

A hapless unfortunate. He gets stepped on by accident a lot.

Nuchshlepper:

A hanger-on. She shleps the 200 pound camping gear for the group.

Nudnik:

A persistent bore. She doesn't stop with the talking, the asking, the
Annoying till you want to staple his lips together.

Nudzh:

A pesty badgerer. She tells you twelve times to check the locks.
Unlike the nudnik, it could be an occasional occurrence.

Ongeblussen:

A self-involved blowhard. If his last name is Moses, he thinks the
Bible gave him a mention.

Oysvorf:

Unpopular outcast. Think David Duke at a Hadassah meeting.

Paskudnyak:

A revolting, corrupt person. For him, there would be a very short
Funeral.

Shikker:

A drunk. She has a little chaser with her Cheerios.

Shlemiel:

A pathetic, clumsy loser. He drives over - through your living room.

Shlimazel:

An unlucky loser. He's the one the shlemiel was visiting.

Shlump:

Unkempt, saggy. She shleps, stooped, with her hair in strings.

Shmeggege:

And idiotic doofus. Short of a "meshuganah," he's sure he'll make a
Killing with his musical toilet seat ... and acts like a makher about
It.

Shmendrik:

Nincompoop. A fraternal twin to a shlemiel, he's thinner and weaker.

Shnook:

A likeable patsy. You could sell him a time-share in Area 51, and
He'll pay top dollar - for vacationing on an historical site.

Shnorror:

A beggar. He's forever borrowing, taking advantage. Bad for a potluck
Party.

Trombenik:

A lazy braggart. Not only does he blow his own horn, he doesn't own one.

Yuchna:

A loud-mouthed, boorish female. In Loehmann's dressing room she'll
Yell "It would fit if you lost a few pounds!"

Yutz:

Socially inept. He takes you to a restaurant with a clown face and
Spends the evening discussing his train collection.

Zshlub:

Lazy slob. He shows up with schmutz on his untucked shirt. To Archie
Bunker, "meathead" looked like a zshlub when he met him - although
He'd never say it.