Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Passover

Passover Riddles

Q: Why do we read from a haggadah?
A: Because we want to be able to Seder right words.

[haggadah: Passover prayer book]
[seder: Passover ceremony]

Q: What do we call a person who enjoys eating the bread of
affliction?
A: A matzochist.

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In a stunning sign of just how popular low-carb fad diets have
become, the entire world's Jewish population is vowing not to
eat bread or any bread products for 8 days in April,
[Jake Novak]

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