Q: Why do we read from a haggadah?
A: Because we want to be able to Seder right words.
[haggadah: Passover prayer book]
[seder: Passover ceremony]
Q: What do we call a person who enjoys eating the bread of
A: A matzochist.
In a stunning sign of just how popular low-carb fad diets have
become, the entire world's Jewish population is vowing not to
eat bread or any bread products for 8 days in April,