Gifts

Top Ten Gifts Your Wife Does Not Want For Chanukah
10. A car wash kit
9. A table saw
8. Two all-day passes to Circuit City's Home Theatre Installation
Seminar
7. A case of oil
6. Five-year subscription to Sports Illustrated
5. Custom engraved bowling ball
4. New outboard motor for fishing boat
3. Rambo Trilogy on DVD
2. New satellite dish with sports package
1. Three-year membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic

Top Ten Gifts Your Husband Does Not Want For Chanukah
10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74
minutes of extra footage
9. Any knick-knack
8. Tickets to the ballet
7. Another new tie
6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket
5. New teddy bear pajamas
4. Vacuum cleaner
3. A weekend seminar on "Getting in Touch With Your Feelings"
2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers
1. A nose and ear hair trimmer (OK, well maybe.)
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