Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.