Jewish Zodiac

JEWISH ZODIAC
	CHICKEN SOUP 1907, 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003, 2015 You're a healer, nourishing all whom you encounter. We feel better just being in your presence. Mothers want to bring you home to meet their children - resist this at all costs. Compatible with Bagel and Knish.
	EGG CREAM 1908, 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004, 2016 You've got a devious personality, since you're made with neither eggs nor cream. Friends find your pranks refreshing; others think you're too frothy. Compatible with Blintz, who also has something to hide.
	CHOPPED LIVER 1909, 1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005, 2017 People either love you or hate you, making you wonder, "What am I, chopped liver?" But don't get a complex; you're always welcome at the holidays! Bagel's got your back.
	BLINTZ 1910, 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994, 2006, 2018 Creamy and dreamy, you're rightfully cautious to travel in pairs. You play it coy, but word is that, with the right topping, you turnover morning, noon and night. Compatible with Schmear.
	LATKE 1911, 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019 Working class with a grating exterior, you're a real softie on the inside. Kind of plain naked, but when dressed up you're a real dish. Compatible with Schmear's cousin Sour Cream.
	BAGEL 1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008, 2020 You're pliable and always bounce back, although you feel something's missing in your center. If this persists, get some therapy. Compatible with Schmear and Lox...Latke and Knish, not so much.
	PICKLE 1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, 2009, 2021 You're the perfect sidekick: friends love your salty wit and snappy banter, but you never overshadow them. That shows genuine seasoning from when you were a cucumber. Marry Pastrami later in life.
	SCHMEAR 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, 2010, 2022 You blend well with others but often spread yourself too thin. A smooth operator, you could use some spicing up now and then. Compatible with Bagel and Lox. Avoid Pastrami - wouldn't be kosher.
	PASTRAMI 1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011, 2023 Brisket's hipper sibling, always smokin' and ready to party. You spice up life, even if you keep your parents up at night. Compatible with Pickle, who's always by your side.
	BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE 1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000, 2012, 2024 Kids love you, but make up your mind! Are you black or white? Cake or cookie? You say you're "New Age," all yin & yang. We call it "bipolar." Sweetie, you're most compatible with yourself.
	KNISH 1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013, 2025 Flaky on the surface, you're actually a person of depth and substance. Consider medical or law school, but don't get too wrapped up in yourself. Compatible with Pickle. Avoid Lox, who's out of your league.
	LOX 1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002, 2014, 2026 Thin and rich, you're very high maintenance: all you want to do is bask in the heat, getting some color. Consider retiring to Boca. Compatible with Bagel and Schmear, although you top them both.

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