Hasidic Rabbi, singer/songwriter Rav Shmuel performs "Protocols"
"The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is TRUE
And I am a member upstanding.
Our goal is to milk all the money from you,
It's world domination we're planning.
Now that I've let our secret out of the bag,
Will you keep my secret, I pray,
Cause I'm UNDERCOVER as a singer/songwriter playing here at the Sidewalk Cafe."